Project Manager: is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer: is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
On-Site Coordinator: is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client: is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager: is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team: thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team: thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor: is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.