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Definitions of Designations at Office


Project Manager: is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer: is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

On-Site Coordinator: is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
 
Client: is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
 
Marketing Manager:  is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team:  thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team:  thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor:   is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

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